It's not my fault if you take offense at my words.

You asshole. You complete fucking moron. What? You're offended? That's not my fault, you fucktard. If you're so fucking sensitive like a little sensitive tiny baby that screams at everything because you're just so goddamn terrified of every little fucking thing, how is that my fault? You are the one who is choosing to be offended, you gobsnaggling dickpunch. I'm just being descriptive - you're the one who's interpreting it emotionally. How can you blame me for your tiny teeny snutmunching feelings, you quimster? They're your assbanging feelings, not mine. You're just too goddamn sensitive. You go out looking for things to be offended by like a cocksnogging snopwatcher. You put your tiny baby feelings on everything you read - how can that be my fault?