[insert natural phenomenon] is incredibly complex. The odds of [said natural phenomenon] arising by chance have been [calculated by a scientist in a non-related field/estimated by my pastor/pulled out of my ass] to be 1 in [many millions/many billions/oodles]. Although I admit [I am not an expert in this field/I haven’t even bothered to google this/I am from Kansas], it is apparent to me that this could not have happened by chance alone, therefore [the only possible explanation is/we must acknowledge the power of/I will label my ignorance] God.
[I look forward to reading your feeble attempts to dispute this/Prove me wrong/Suck on that], [stupid atheists/EVILutionists].
